Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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