things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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