i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
they need to just BURY HIM!
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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