So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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