You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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