Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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