Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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