my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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