If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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