If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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