is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Randomize
