I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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