yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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