We're facebook friends in real life
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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