I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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