this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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