But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
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