ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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