Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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