i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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