why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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