Sorry, I don't speak sober.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
