I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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