I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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