It's like God shit irony all over that family
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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