the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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