Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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