belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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