Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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