we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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