So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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