actually, I'm a sock model
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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