I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just found a bag of teeth...
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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