Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
They took my balls.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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