They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
