She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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