i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
we're so committed to being not committed
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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