...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
