I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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