saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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