This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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