Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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