question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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