Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I see more hoeing in ur future
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