dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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