six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
where are you?
Hypothermia
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
