I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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