I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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