Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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