It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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