I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
